A small, honest shelf — download it, own it, run it on your own computer
The short version: these are practical tools and kits you buy once, download, and keep. They run on your machine, not our servers. The ones that use AI use your own local model — nothing you type leaves your computer unless you deliberately plug in a cloud key. Same principle as the Garnet app: you own it, and it works with the internet unplugged.
The tools we lead with
We'd rather sell three things we'd stake our name on than a shelf of filler. These three are the ones we build with ourselves.
OperatorBot
$199 · one time, yours to keep
The clearest expression of "private AI you own," as a working tool: a self-hostable ops assistant that answers plain-English questions about your own systems, powered by your own local model (Ollama) — with an optional cloud key if you ever want one.
- 7 read-only, allow-listed skills (disk & service status, container health, listening ports, log tail & summary, status-update drafts, a daily digest)
- Deny-by-default safety — it can look, not touch
- Ollama-only by default: installs no cloud AI SDK, so nothing leaves the machine
- Node, runs on macOS or Linux; cron/launchd deploy kit included
Need a full private-AI system, not just an ops bot? That's what the engineer builds.
Enterprise Assessment Toolkit
$499 · one time
A complete technology-maturity assessment instrument a consultant (or an internal team) can run end to end: an 8-dimension model, 64 evidence-anchored questions, and an offline scorer that draws the radar and writes the report.
- Self-contained HTML scorer — opens offline, makes zero network requests
- A fully worked example (fictional "Northwind") so you see the output before you buy
- Editable CSV worksheets + three report templates (exec summary, findings, roadmap)
- A free single-dimension sample below, so you can try it first
Want it run with you, not just handed over? That's the Audit & Cluster-Ops work.
Lead Nurture Engine
$99 · one time
Self-hosted email nurture in Rust. It sends through your own SMTP (Postal, Postfix, a Gmail app password) — no Mailchimp, no monthly SaaS, no lock-in — with an optional local-AI copilot (your Ollama model) for subject-line variants.
- 12 production-ready sequences (SaaS, e-commerce, B2B)
- One-click List-Unsubscribe + a suppression list, honored before every send
- File-based state, Handlebars templates — a single binary on a $4 VPS
- Agency / multi-client licensing available on request
Honest note: it's self-hosted nurture with an optional private-AI copilot — not an "AI email tool."
A good place to start
RedditReach — $79. An honest playbook for launching on Reddit the right way: a 98-subreddit targeting sheet, a 30-day pre-launch plan, launch-post templates, and response playbooks for when a post takes off (or gets crushed). It is a research-and-writing kit — there are no bots, no scraping, and no vote or karma automation, because Reddit is brutal to that and rightly so.
Free to try
Want to see the quality before you pay? Email us and we'll send either of these back, free — no purchase, no signup:
- Assessment sample — one full dimension of the Enterprise Assessment Toolkit (worksheet + a working scorer). If it's useful, the full instrument is above.
- MinimalDash — a clean, dependency-free metrics-dashboard template (light/dark, no build step, no third-party requests). Yours to use and re-skin.
These are real, genuinely useful on their own — not crippled demos. We send them by reply so there's a person on the other end, not an unattended download farm.
How buying works
Every tool here is a one-time purchase you download and keep. Checkout is a normal Stripe payment; a moment later you get a private, time-limited download link by email. There's no account to make, no subscription, and once it's on your machine it's yours — it keeps working even if we disappear.
These pair with the done-with-you services for teams that want the work run with them, and with the free Garnet app if you just want a private assistant that already works.
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