Tools you own and run yourself

An honest shelf — download it, own it, run it on your own computer

The short version: these are practical tools and kits you buy once, download, and keep. They run on your machine, not our servers. The ones that use AI use your own local model — nothing you type leaves your computer unless you deliberately plug in a cloud key. Same principle as the Garnet app: it runs on your own machine, and it works with the internet unplugged.

The tools we lead with

We'd rather sell three things we'd stake our name on than a shelf of filler. These three are the ones we build with ourselves.

OperatorBot

$199 · one time, yours to keep

The clearest expression of "private AI under your own roof," as a working tool: a self-hostable ops assistant that answers plain-English questions about your own systems, powered by your own local model (Ollama) — with an optional cloud key if you ever want one.

  • 7 read-only, allow-listed skills (disk & service status, container health, listening ports, log tail & summary, status-update drafts, a daily digest)
  • Deny-by-default safety — it can look, not touch
  • Ollama-only by default: installs no cloud AI SDK, so nothing leaves the machine
  • Node, runs on macOS or Linux; cron/launchd deploy kit included

Get OperatorBot — $199

Need a full private-AI system, not just an ops bot? That's what we build.

Enterprise Assessment Toolkit

$499 · one time

A complete technology-maturity assessment instrument a consultant (or an internal team) can run end to end: an 8-dimension model, 64 evidence-anchored questions, and an offline scorer that draws the radar and writes the report.

  • Self-contained HTML scorer — opens offline, makes zero network requests
  • A fully worked example (fictional "Northwind") so you see the output before you buy
  • Editable CSV worksheets + three report templates (exec summary, findings, roadmap)
  • A free single-dimension sample below, so you can try it first

Get the toolkit — $499

Want it run with you, not just handed over? That's the Audit & Cluster-Ops work.

Lead Nurture Engine

$99 · one time

Self-hosted email nurture in Rust. It sends through your own SMTP (Postal, Postfix, a Gmail app password) — no Mailchimp, no monthly SaaS, no lock-in — with an optional local-AI copilot (your Ollama model) for subject-line variants.

  • 12 production-ready sequences (SaaS, e-commerce, B2B)
  • One-click List-Unsubscribe + a suppression list, honored before every send
  • File-based state, Handlebars templates — a single binary on a $4 VPS
  • Agency / multi-client licensing available on request

Get the engine — $99

It's self-hosted nurture with an optional private-AI copilot — not an "AI email tool."

A good place to start

RedditReach — $79. An honest playbook for launching on Reddit the right way: a 98-subreddit targeting sheet, a 30-day pre-launch plan, launch-post templates, and response playbooks for when a post takes off (or gets crushed). It is a research-and-writing kit — there are no bots, no scraping, and no vote or karma automation, because Reddit is brutal to that and rightly so.

Get RedditReach — $79

Free to try

Want to see the quality before you pay? Email us and we'll send it back, free — no purchase, no signup:

  • Assessment sample — one full dimension of the Enterprise Assessment Toolkit (worksheet + a working scorer). If it's useful, the full instrument is above.

Email us for a free sample

These are real, genuinely useful on their own — not crippled demos. We send them by reply so there's a person on the other end, not an unattended download farm.

How buying works

Every tool here is a one-time purchase you download and keep. Checkout is a normal Stripe payment; a moment later you get a private, time-limited download link by email. There's no account to make, no subscription, and once it's on your machine it's yours — it keeps working even if we disappear.

These pair with the done-with-you services for teams that want the work run with them,.

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